you knew it was coming

December 12, 2008

I have some feelings about Bopaboo.

For those of you who haven’t read up yet, essentially Bopaboo is a “used CD store” for digital downloads. Users can upload their MP3s and sell them to other users, while Bopaboo takes a cut. They’re claiming this is legal because it’s legal to sell used CDs, and make the uploaders (we’ll call them “rapists,” … details later) agree to :

You further represent and warrant to the purchaser and to bopaboo that, upon the completion of such sale, You will delete any remaining copies of the Used Published Item that may exist in your possession, custody or control.

and to make sure that if you’re lying, YOU get sued and not the fine, upstanding gentleman and/or ladies behind Bopaboo (which, in my research, are conveniently hidden), they make you:

agree that any transaction you make is final and you agree to indemnify and defend bopaboo against any and all claims arising out of any transaction in which you are the seller as provided in Section 10 (“Indemnification”) of this Agreement.

Let’s talk about this argument that has come about in this digital age where if you provide the platform for mischief, and lawbreaking, you’re allowed to profit from that illegal activity, without penalty – so long as you pretend like you didn’t know that was going to happen. Yeah. Fucking. Right. Bopaboo knows damn well that 99% of the buying and selling done on their platform will be illegal, and they’re totally content to take a cut of it – and, should the rapist get caught, Bopaboo keeps the cash and walks away while the rapist goes to jail.

Look at this scenario. Someone builds a house, stocks it with an ass ton of booze, spreads some GHB out on the tables, and invites over some high school chicks. Then, they put the following ad in the paper:

PARTY! SATURDAY NIGHT! TONS OF DRUNK, DRUGGED UP HIGH SCHOOL CHICKS!!! ONLY FIVE BUCKS COVER!!! (by paying five bucks you promise not to rape any of the hot, passed out, supple, young (did we mention young?) high school chicks, really promise, and if you do, it’s your fault not ours, we had nothing to do with it).

If any of you want to argue with me about why stealing music is wrong, go ahead, I’ll win… I promise. You’re wrong. I’m right. The only reason why I don’t think you’re as morally reprehensible as the folks behind Bopaboo is because I think that somewhere, you sincerely believe that you’re not doing anything wrong (you are).

Bopaboo, however, is fully aware of what they are doing, know it’s wrong, and are willing to let others take the fall for it.

Everyone should be pissed about this, not just the copyright holders, but you music pirates as well.


off topic, on retarded

December 8, 2008

So, this blog is about the Internet, and why it sucks and is ruining culture, the economy, and humans. I realize that American Apparel has nothing to do with the Internet, other than single-handedly funding banner services, and therefor useless blogs. However, for some time now, they have definitely been ruining culture, fashion and humans.

American Apparel is also responsible for providing content for one of my favorite blogs, which they also advertise on, so I have to give them that. However, with the launch of their new Afrika line, they have finally proven my theory that AA’s actual goal is to “see what we can get annoying hipsters to pay for.” At this point, I believe that Dove Charney has an excellent sense of humor, and the joke is on you, and you and of course, you.

Listen, no matter how skinny and 19 you are, there’s a reason why people stopped wearing leotards and leg warmers in public about the same time that they stopped having unprotected, anal sex with strangers.

It’s just not flattering.


Twitter: Yeah, you wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.

December 3, 2008

Why write comedy when you have companies like Twitter. Not only does Twitter not sell anything, or generate any revenue, but here they are three years in, and don’t even have a plan yet … well, they do, they swear, they’re just not going to tell us what it is yet because it’s a secret.

So, yesterday, as reported by CNET CEO Evan Williams said that the secret plan that he’s not going to tell us about, that he totally has, has changed under the new economic climate, but it’s still secret, and he’s still not going to tell us what it is.


Hooray for Gay Russian Dudes?

December 2, 2008

I’m not really sure how this fits into the More Info Than Brains mantra other than this being simultaneously one of the best, and worst parts of the Internet.

It’s .. um… It’s .. well .. um… just follow the link. I’ve started you off with a favorite of mine, but be sure to click around … this place is a bizarre homo erotic fashion and murder bonanza