Have you Piratized your Facebook profile yet?
1. Scroll to the bottom and click “English US”
2. Select “English Pirate” from the menu.
and you’re done.
Enjoy.
It’s fairly elaborate; even the rollover text is accurately translated into Pirate – and I should know. I work with a bunch of pirates… BUTT PIRATES! Get it!?! It should be noted that while those butt-pirates over at FB are losing money, doing a piss-poor job of getting ROI for their advertisers, and leaking talent like Radiohead after The Bends, they still have time to change the entire site into Pirate.